Hey there, my fabulous financial gossip queens! It's your Gold Boss Bitch, here to dish on the latest in the metals world. Let's get right into the juicy stuff, shall we?

Gold and Silver: The Ultimate Power Couple!

• The Gold Price broke $2,000, but can it hold? Keep your eyes peeled for that drama!
• Silver is on the rise, babe, and has room to grow. Just watch it work its magic!

Other Metals: Gotta Love a Good Supporting Cast:

• CoCos? More like No-Nos! These bonds are like, so not fetch, getting wiped out in the UBS-Credit Suisse drama. If you don't know Credit Suisse came up with something called CoCo bonds, which are kinda like loans, but also kinda like stocks, and they pay a high interest rate. But Credit Suisse just totally rug-pulled everyone by wiping out $17 billion in CoCo bonds, (yes, billion, with a 'b') , and no one read the fine print, so the bondholders got nothing. So, like, whoa.
• European and US banks are still a hot mess, so don't get fooled by anything they say.

Economy Chatter: Real Housewives of Currency Land.

• The US dollar index is feeling a bit blue, hitting a one-month low. Sad!
• Euro and yen? They're on the upswing, hun. Watch them climb!

Market Gossip: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Investments Closer.

• The Dow and S&P 500 are playing games, but don't let those cosmetic changes fool you.
• Seriously, if you're into CoCo bonds, we need to talk. Like, now.

As we wrap up today's fabulous financial tea party, just remember: Gold never needs bailing out. Stay golden, my loves!